








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 735 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 822 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9360 | 26% |
| Smokes | 12159 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6871 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7950 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,756,203 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Chiggy_Wiggy | 15 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ★NΞØ★ | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ЯIИZLΞЯ_Avtomat Kalashnikova | 10 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | CheeTing | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Mikeycharan | 5 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ЯIИZLΞЯ_Avtomat Kalashnikova | 1266 | 0.10 | 38 min |
| #2 | ✪ Chiggy_Wiggy | 1114 | 0.12 | 28 min |
| #3 | ★NΞØ★ | 885 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #4 | Mikeycharan | 703 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #5 | CheeTing | 497 | 0.17 | 10 min |





