








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2371 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2725 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4241 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4584 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,049,582 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 723 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L'Washa | 58% | 99 |
| #2 | Kelly | 57% | 118 |
| #3 | L1LM0NEY | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | Tywah | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L'Washa | 58% | 99 |
| #2 | Kelly | 57% | 118 |
| #3 | L1LM0NEY | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | Tywah | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L'Washa | 16 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Tywah | 7 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Kelly | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | L1LM0NEY | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L'Washa | 215 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tywah | 103 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | L1LM0NEY | 69 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kelly | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tywah | +5.70 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | Kelly | +1.11 | 79 | 21 |
| #3 | L1LM0NEY | +0.34 | 59 | 39 |
| #4 | Bu11si | -0.25 | 48 | 54 |
| #5 | L'Washa | -2.85 | 49 | 63 |





