








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 654 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4877 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4694 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3728 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3616 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,124,354 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phenomenal | 22 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Jarosław Ka | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Kai Zone | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Stoned Ricky | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | patrick | 7 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai Zone | 1067 | 0.30 | 29 min |
| #2 | Phenomenal | 850 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #3 | ave+ | 761 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #4 | Jarosław Ka | 673 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #5 | Stoned Ricky | 352 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simbamagikeren | +8.80 | 79 | 80 |
| #2 | patrick | +6.77 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | Phenomenal | +1.92 | 60 | 77 |
| #4 | Blad3 | +0.93 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | ave+ | +0.36 | 42 | 74 |





