








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 531 matches | ||
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6910 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4314 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5316 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3767 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,585,710 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai Zone | 35 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Phenomenal | 21 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Stoned Ricky | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | patrick | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Ludv1k | 10 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai Zone | 2510 | 0.30 | 65 min |
| #2 | ave+ | 1361 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #3 | Phenomenal | 1214 | 0.20 | 40 min |
| #4 | patrick | 1075 | 0.23 | 34 min |
| #5 | Stoned Ricky | 599 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simbamagikeren | +10.44 | 77 | 77 |
| #2 | patrick | +7.62 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | Phenomenal | +0.83 | 58 | 75 |
| #4 | ave+ | +0.22 | 43 | 73 |
| #5 | Jarosław Ka | -0.09 | 71 | 54 |





