








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4711 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4394 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3274 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3905 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $422,371 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nurtsi | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | Zonni | 56% | 108 |
| #3 | KärrrGJ | 53% | 149 |
| #4 | Nalle Naistenmies | 53% | 134 |
| #5 | smul | 53% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smul | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | pibli | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Nalle Naistenmies | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | viidakkojimi | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | nurtsi | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smul | 688 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | pibli | 440 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Zonni | 282 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | viidakkojimi | 270 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | KärrrGJ | 253 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viidakkojimi | +0.91 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | Kiisub | +0.59 | 64 | 84 |
| #3 | smul | +0.48 | 70 | 75 |
| #4 | Nalle Naistenmies | +0.32 | 65 | 77 |
| #5 | pibli | -0.31 | 75 | 72 |





