








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3124 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1976 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2011 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1435 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,773 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToXicZ | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Yasch | 53% | 121 |
| #3 | Flusion | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | DerGooglehupf | Marcell | 51% | 189 |
| #5 | Operator | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerGooglehupf | Marcell | 35 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | silex | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Calisto | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Flusion | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Oliveyay ♿ | 7 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerGooglehupf | Marcell | 659 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | silex | 391 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Yasch | 367 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Oliveyay ♿ | 299 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #5 | Calisto | 284 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oliveyay ♿ | +3.88 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | Raquez | +1.72 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | silex | +1.42 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | House | +1.33 | 87 | 50 |
| #5 | ToXicZ | +0.97 | 70 | 74 |





