








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6589 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4980 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4578 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4010 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,489,483 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2793 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flusion | 25 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Yasch | 24 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | silex | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | WidePeak | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Raquez | 11 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yasch | 1035 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | silex | 917 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #3 | Raquez | 833 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #4 | WidePeak | 518 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | ToXicZ | 501 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raquez | +1.63 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | silex | +1.22 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | DerGooglehupf | Marcell | +0.89 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | ToXicZ | +0.65 | 75 | 74 |
| #5 | WidePeak | +0.50 | 60 | 62 |





