








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2461 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1708 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1644 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1601 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,607 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaesekuchen. | 462 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | DOYA | 349 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | VLncr | 253 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | klong. | 85 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | montevonzot | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VLncr | +2.55 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | kaesekuchen. | +0.52 | 47 | 75 |
| #3 | DER PROFESSOR | +0.20 | 55 | 73 |
| #4 | kloNdaik <3 KPO | +0.18 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | scapa | +0.15 | 65 | 59 |





