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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 693 | 16% |
| Smokes | 996 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1481 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1076 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,504 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigSleezy | 52% | 25 |
| #2 | sLitH3rs | 46% | 93 |
| #3 | $iL3nT A$$a$$in | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | JohnBlaze | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | abK` | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCROBOT | 282 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | sLitH3rs | 262 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | JohnBlaze | 91 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Magno | 90 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mia Khalifa | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCROBOT | +3.65 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | abK` | +3.28 | 58 | 59 |
| #3 | BigSleezy | +2.90 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | bernie | +2.17 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | booty muncher | +1.77 | 69 | 50 |





