








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21 | 2% |
| Smokes | 139 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 519 | 60% |
| Molotovs | 191 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,401 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 38% | 50 |
| #2 | [KOA]Anti-Alias | 36% | 76 |
| #3 | Peek-A-Boo | 33% | 27 |
| #4 | ocelØt | 32% | 71 |
| #5 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 30% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | [KOA]Anti-Alias | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Peek-A-Boo | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | 154 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 132 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 90 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | [KOA]Anti-Alias | 63 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Peek-A-Boo | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | +3.41 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | +2.34 | 53 | 63 |
| #3 | lnlyct | +1.64 | 61 | 43 |
| #4 | [KOA]Anti-Alias | +1.11 | 71 | 47 |
| #5 | Peek-A-Boo | +0.14 | 80 | 55 |





