








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6276 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3853 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4801 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3587 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,075,940 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marlowq | 65% | 226 |
| #2 | player1 | 63% | 247 |
| #3 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 63% | 144 |
| #4 | krzzz | 60% | 47 |
| #5 | Altarbaah | 57% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | player1 | 63% | 247 |
| #3 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 63% | 144 |
| #4 | krzzz | 60% | 47 |
| #5 | Altarbaah | 57% | 158 |
| #6 | Million | 57% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Marlowq | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | player1 | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Altarbaah | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Million | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | player1 | 738 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 471 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Million | 394 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | krzzz | 306 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #5 | Altarbaah | 265 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kervalinho | +2.21 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | krzzz | +2.05 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | Altarbaah | +1.31 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | +0.99 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Million | +0.52 | 56 | 69 |





