








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 232 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4307 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4865 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3727 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3430 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,178,949 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kervalinho | 57% | 113 |
| #2 | fLm_# | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | player1 | 52% | 231 |
| #4 | Altarbaah | 52% | 278 |
| #5 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 52% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | player1 | 52% | 231 |
| #4 | Altarbaah | 52% | 278 |
| #5 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 52% | 197 |
| #6 | Stonz | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | krzzz | 43% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Altarbaah | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | krzzz | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | player1 | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Kervalinho | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | player1 | 738 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 701 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | krzzz | 687 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #4 | Altarbaah | 458 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | Kervalinho | 388 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krzzz | +1.26 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | Stonz | +1.13 | 54 | 74 |
| #3 | Altarbaah | +0.92 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | Million | +0.24 | 59 | 68 |
| #5 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | +0.18 | 68 | 62 |





