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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 767 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2120 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1569 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 687 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,332 of utility $261 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | player1 | 83% | 29 |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 76% | 34 |
| #3 | Kervalinho | 65% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | player1 | 83% | 29 |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 76% | 34 |
| #3 | Kervalinho | 65% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kervalinho | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kervalinho | 763 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 119 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | player1 | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kervalinho | +4.76 | 93 | 71 |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | +2.78 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | player1 | +1.56 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Marlowq | -0.35 | 46 | 47 |





