








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 304 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2820 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2650 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3531 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3013 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,629,594 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krzzz | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | player1 | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Million | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Kervalinho | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | 1058 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | krzzz | 1015 | 0.29 | 29 min |
| #3 | Million | 953 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #4 | player1 | 905 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #5 | Kervalinho | 528 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krzzz | +1.28 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | Altarbaah | +0.94 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | Kervalinho | +0.18 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | G᠌urvanito ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ | -0.09 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | Million | -0.34 | 60 | 68 |





