








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 320 | 24% |
| Smokes | 282 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 360 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 353 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $31,531 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrox | 3 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | wat doink | 2 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | kelp | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Kevin | 1 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Koldis | 1 | 0.0164 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrox | 45 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #2 | kelp | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Koldis | 13 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tsaya | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | wat doink | 10 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekt | +5.14 | 94 | 52 |
| #2 | Chrox | +3.77 | 87 | 77 |
| #3 | kelp | +3.43 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | Kevin | +3.06 | 77 | 28 |
| #5 | Tsaya | +0.69 | 72 | 68 |





