








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 271 matches | ||
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11890 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2895 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 6559 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7820 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,618 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiXz | 70% | 77 |
| #2 | kelp | 70% | 246 |
| #3 | Koldis | 68% | 76 |
| #4 | Rajono ubagas | 64% | 74 |
| #5 | gyciokas | 62% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | gyciokas | 62% | 60 |
| #6 | zeek3r | 61% | 44 |
| #7 | Younas | 53% | 40 |
| #8 | kodaz1y | 52% | 50 |
| #9 | Jo R1se | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kelp | 19 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Rajono ubagas | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Koldis | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | NiXz | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | zeek3r | 4 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kelp | 369 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | NiXz | 198 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Koldis | 185 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | gyciokas | 167 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rajono ubagas | 159 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrox | +3.86 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | kelp | +3.66 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | zeek3r | +3.05 | 94 | 46 |
| #4 | NiXz | +3.03 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | Rajono ubagas | +1.14 | 83 | 58 |





