








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6054 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6093 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6877 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4965 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,384,228 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 450 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | yb better 69 | 53% | 517 |
| #4 | ✪J8kE. | 51% | 81 |
| #5 | jas | 50% | 158 |
| #6 | veri | 45% | 67 |
| #7 | 浦原 喜助 | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yb better 69 | 1330 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #2 | veri | 391 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #3 | jas | 225 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪J8kE. | 133 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Maken.MOoo | 105 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIDENISCREEPY | +1.42 | 72 | 63 |
| #2 | yb better 69 | +1.37 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | veri | +0.60 | 90 | 60 |
| #4 | Maken.MOoo | +0.60 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | 浦原 喜助 | +0.60 | 87 | 51 |





