








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,010 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1953 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1603 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 822 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1592 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,075 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRem | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Thunberg | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | ⚡banaN | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Förbannat | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | playin war thunder irl today | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Jonken | 40% | 30 |
| #15 | Max | 37% | 19 |
| #16 | Lar74 | 36% | 56 |
| #17 | jean-pierre | 33% | 12 |
| #18 | Olsson | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Musk | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Berg25 | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | GeneralRem | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | ⚡banaN | 5 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | Lar74 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Musk | 335 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Decco | 178 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | biktor | 116 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nigel Mofya | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Vidde | 92 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thunberg | +4.54 | 96 | 75 |
| #2 | Decco | +3.90 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | ⚡banaN | +1.94 | 90 | 72 |
| #4 | Elon Musk | +1.92 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | Max | +1.83 | 72 | 58 |





