








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 589 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2051 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 767 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 885 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,611 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Skye | 47% | 100 |
| #8 | jean-pierre | 47% | 165 |
| #9 | Nigel Mofya | 46% | 157 |
| #10 | playin war thunder irl today | 42% | 211 |
| #11 | Fantasy | 39% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRem | 23 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Nigel Mofya | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Decco | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | playin war thunder irl today | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | jean-pierre | 8 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decco | 950 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | jean-pierre | 479 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Nigel Mofya | 470 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | playin war thunder irl today | 371 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | GeneralRem | 365 | 0.08 | 7 min |





