








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 815 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5842 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1487 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 3567 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3385 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,198 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anubis Warrior | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | cr0wn | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ZebbeQ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Mystic | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Håkis | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr0wn | 860 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | Anubis Warrior | 709 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | ZebbeQ | 303 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mystic | 279 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Lil Mi | 101 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr0wn | +4.31 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | Anubis Warrior | +0.55 | 48 | 65 |
| #3 | nomad | +0.22 | 46 | 77 |
| #4 | ZebbeQ | +0.18 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | Mystic | -1.08 | 51 | 58 |





