








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6630 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5531 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6940 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4950 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,969 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | 90% | 72 |
| #2 | 亗köniG | 87% | 38 |
| #3 | Njamesp | 78% | 148 |
| #4 | atti | 78% | 308 |
| #5 | awprince666 | 71% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | 90% | 72 |
| #2 | 亗köniG | 87% | 38 |
| #3 | Njamesp | 78% | 148 |
| #4 | atti | 78% | 308 |
| #5 | awprince666 | 71% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atti | 42 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Njamesp | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | 1der | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | awprince666 | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | 亗köniG | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atti | 1221 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #2 | 1der | 530 | 0.41 | 14 min |
| #3 | Njamesp | 405 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | awprince666 | 169 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | 亗köniG | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awprince666 | +7.25 | 94 | 48 |
| #2 | 1der | +5.68 | 90 | 81 |
| #3 | wjp ツ | +3.13 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | 亗köniG | +3.06 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | Njamesp | +1.18 | 54 | 62 |





