








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3777 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3654 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3232 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3557 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,950 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 628 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarte aux pommes | 57% | 205 |
| #2 | Otherboi | 56% | 86 |
| #3 | lexaN | 54% | 82 |
| #4 | Xanax -.- | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | Amaziing # | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarte aux pommes | 108 | 0.0274 |
| #2 | SUCK THA BEAST | 106 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | Otherboi | 35 | 0.0211 |
| #4 | Xanax -.- | 17 | 0.0190 |
| #5 | lexaN | 16 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUCK THA BEAST | 1096 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Tarte aux pommes | 859 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #3 | Amaziing # | 303 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Otherboi | 199 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | lexaN | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarte aux pommes | +2.82 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | Awgels | +2.45 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | SUCK THA BEAST | +0.54 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | lexaN | +0.32 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | Amaziing # | +0.17 | 50 | 69 |





