








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4748 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3221 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6727 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4456 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,229,470 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaziing # | 57% | 84 |
| #2 | Awgels | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | Otherboi | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Tarte aux pommes | 53% | 153 |
| #5 | SUCK THA BEAST | 49% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUCK THA BEAST | 76 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | Tarte aux pommes | 69 | 0.0226 |
| #3 | Otherboi | 14 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | Amaziing # | 12 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Awgels | 11 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awgels | +3.10 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | Tarte aux pommes | +2.53 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | lexaN | +1.19 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | Amaziing # | +0.97 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | SUCK THA BEAST | -0.03 | 65 | 59 |





