








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 233 matches | ||
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3136 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3523 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3997 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3846 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,089,292 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mortinho | 64% | 64 |
| #2 | ReacTy- | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | d0xN | 60% | 445 |
| #4 | mulde | 59% | 265 |
| #5 | r𝐳ミy | 58% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mulde | 59% | 265 |
| #5 | r𝐳ミy | 58% | 77 |
| #6 | PLixX | 58% | 91 |
| #7 | Loidman | 57% | 51 |
| #8 | Eggaaart | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0xN | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | mulde | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | r𝐳ミy | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PLixX | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Eggaaart | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0xN | 1557 | 0.16 | 41 min |
| #2 | mulde | 627 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | Loidman | 195 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | PLixX | 194 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | r𝐳ミy | 118 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mulde | +1.14 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Links flashen rechts bashen | +0.62 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | ReacTy- | +0.60 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | Loidman | +0.26 | 86 | 56 |
| #5 | d0xN | +0.10 | 86 | 68 |





