








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1379 | 26% |
| Smokes | 941 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1436 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1448 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,993 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RI7LE | 55% | 53 |
| #5 | Gordon Finest Nickel | 51% | 55 |
| #6 | PSYCHODEMONCRUNCHOUTPUTBLOCKZ | 50% | 40 |
| #7 | RALF KONTZALF | 49% | 57 |
| #8 | Pralyno | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PSYCHODEMONCRUNCHOUTPUTBLOCKZ | 12 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | Gordon Finest Nickel | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | RI7LE | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | KyliKassei | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Nishi | 4 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Phantom | +3.67 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Nishi | +2.13 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Gordon Finest Nickel | +1.04 | 65 | 38 |
| #4 | RI7LE | -0.87 | 65 | 55 |
| #5 | KyliKassei | -0.94 | 44 | 34 |





