








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 66 | 13% |
| Smokes | 109 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 244 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 98 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,075 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3vak | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | ellyornot | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Relapse | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | RoosterRhith | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | bot burns | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Relapse | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | RoosterRhith | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | bot burns | 40% | 10 |
| #6 | No Angry Pls ♿ | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | Lé Pasty | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3vak | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | bot burns | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Lé Pasty | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3vak | 125 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | Relapse | 54 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | RoosterRhith | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Lé Pasty | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | ellyornot | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoosterRhith | +2.48 | 70 | 49 |
| #2 | Relapse | +1.85 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | Phil | +0.58 | 69 | 43 |
| #4 | R3vak | -1.18 | 39 | 70 |
| #5 | Lé Pasty | -2.04 | 63 | 40 |





