








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2721 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1710 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2455 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1142 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,470 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sour candy ❤ | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | R3vak | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | ItzDe-God | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | RoosterRhith | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | Phil | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sour candy ❤ | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | R3vak | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | ItzDe-God | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | RoosterRhith | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | Phil | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sour candy ❤ | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | R3vak | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | ItzDe-God | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3vak | 420 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #2 | sour candy ❤ | 160 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | ItzDe-God | 63 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | RoosterRhith | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Phil | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Relapse | +2.16 | 66 | 65 |
| #2 | RoosterRhith | -0.14 | 63 | 51 |
| #3 | ItzDe-God | -0.43 | 43 | 75 |
| #4 | Phil | -0.82 | 61 | 42 |
| #5 | sour candy ❤ | -1.37 | 56 | 50 |





