








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33 | 13% |
| Smokes | 112 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 99 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 14 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,514 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | R3vak | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | Relapse | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | RoosterRhith | 36% | 25 |
| #10 | Lé Pasty | 0% | 2 |
| #11 | R3VAKVITH | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3vak | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Phil | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Netto Koitka | +6.99 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | Phil | +2.26 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Relapse | +1.63 | 61 | 68 |
| #4 | ellyornot | +1.21 | 42 | 61 |
| #5 | RoosterRhith | +1.16 | 54 | 53 |





