








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 678 | 49% |
| Smokes | 421 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 30 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 251 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,191 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Austin The Saiyan | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Chico_stick | 52% | 54 |
| #3 | A$AP Larry | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | No.Scrubs | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Alpha Coda | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | No.Scrubs | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Alpha Coda | 29% | 7 |
| #6 | BIGDADDYDHOMAS | 14% | 7 |
| #7 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | 0% | 3 |
| #8 | Jeamoe | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chico_stick | 12 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | No.Scrubs | 2 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | BIGDADDYDHOMAS | 2 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | Austin The Saiyan | 2 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | Alpha Coda | 2 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chico_stick | 90 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | 15 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| #3 | BIGDADDYDHOMAS | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | No.Scrubs | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | A$AP Larry | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chico_stick | +3.70 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Weolson | +0.90 | 59 | 58 |
| #3 | Alpha Coda | +0.20 | 78 | 29 |
| #4 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | -0.01 | 42 | 77 |
| #5 | Austin The Saiyan | -1.84 | 46 | 18 |





