








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1895 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1834 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2313 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2411 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,535 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | *Larry 'B1rd | 64% | 89 |
| #8 | SoFreshツ | 62% | 92 |
| #9 | Firex | 58% | 19 |
| #10 | tramadol72 | 58% | 45 |
| #11 | +|JWG|+redexpwnz | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lazy | 595 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | Majo | 366 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | *Larry 'B1rd | 319 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | gugle | 143 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | stonedautopilot bruder! | 134 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J A Y J E R I N O | +4.02 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Majo | +1.46 | 64 | 75 |
| #3 | stonedautopilot bruder! | +0.92 | 53 | 71 |
| #4 | SoFreshツ | +0.92 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Lazy | +0.68 | 50 | 71 |





