








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6925 | 44% |
| Smokes | 3987 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3124 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1685 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,553,486 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lazy | 67% | 89 |
| #2 | Majo | 67% | 87 |
| #3 | J A Y J E R I N O | 64% | 89 |
| #4 | moOn | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | gugle | 53% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lazy | 480 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | Majo | 390 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | siLLy | 225 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Bibo_Licious | 156 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | gugle | 152 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J A Y J E R I N O | +2.84 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Majo | +2.16 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | *Larry 'B1rd | +1.69 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | Lazy | +1.29 | 49 | 72 |
| #5 | moOn | +1.28 | 70 | 61 |





