








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 793 | 29% |
| Smokes | 593 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 749 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $256,409 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minnie Mouse ! | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Soigelo | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | ⛧ SATAnic addict fish ⛧ | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | Wursti | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | war elephantS ☭ | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saag | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Vulle | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | war elephantS ☭ | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | J.O.O.P / The Angel | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jöööns MO | +3.16 | 56 | 71 |
| #2 | Vulle | +2.45 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | iLATE | +2.31 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | Wursti | +1.67 | 37 | 27 |
| #5 | Kakefuri | +1.37 | 57 | 72 |





