








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 629 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5744 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9969 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7125 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9310 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,923,316 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latas | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | ★ ➇ h2s | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | heartbreaker | 51% | 71 |
| #4 | ProdigY | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | BlkBird | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | 16 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | m3K | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | ★ ➇ h2s | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ✘SouEu_75✘ | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | ★ ⑭ TARZAN CAPADO | 8 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ ➇ h2s | 571 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | m3K | 449 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✘SouEu_75✘ | 286 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | 264 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | ProdigY | 182 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latas | +5.74 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪Raspateco | +4.63 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | BlkBird | +3.51 | 84 | 42 |
| #4 | ✘SouEu_75✘ | +1.49 | 68 | 46 |
| #5 | ProdigY | +1.44 | 55 | 57 |





