








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2557 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2829 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3707 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3233 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,673 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KDKK | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | ✪Raspateco | 55% | 94 |
| #3 | Latas | 52% | 71 |
| #4 | TheWinterWolf | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | Oscean | 48% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Raspateco | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Latas | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | smiertb | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Oscean | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oscean | 268 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | 220 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪Raspateco | 217 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | ★ ➇ h2s | 207 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | GRAM ⭕⃤ | 200 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latas | +4.16 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪Raspateco | +3.86 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | BISPO NU | +1.93 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | m3K | +0.91 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | +0.72 | 57 | 66 |





