








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 553 | 11% |
| Smokes | 381 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 2065 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2058 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,325 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 2bi2 | 50% | 132 |
| #9 | ilikememes♡ | 47% | 34 |
| #10 | Sjop | 42% | 31 |
| #11 | NAKO LFT | 39% | 18 |
| #12 | mastus | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2bi2 | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Nexuz | 14 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Sjop | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | KriZ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2bi2 | 607 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 250 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #3 | Nexuz | 236 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | KriZ | 204 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | NAKO LFT | 84 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAKO LFT | +4.60 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | mastus | +4.03 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | Tox1c_Fla1r | +2.99 | 71 | 76 |
| #4 | Emil | +2.91 | 89 | 66 |
| #5 | KriZ | +2.03 | 60 | 67 |





