








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2960 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3327 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2105 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2158 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,325,562 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark | 49% | 95 |
| #2 | gob | 47% | 128 |
| #3 | Nítro | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | habZrd | 46% | 78 |
| #5 | Viridi | 45% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Nítro | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | habZrd | 46% | 78 |
| #5 | Viridi | 45% | 51 |
| #6 | August | 44% | 89 |
| #7 | rei | 41% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rei | 19 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | gob | 18 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Viridi | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | habZrd | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | August | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gob | 644 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | August | 436 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | Nítro | 300 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | rei | 253 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Dark | 165 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herobrine Overdose | +2.64 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | rei | +1.97 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | Nítro | +1.74 | 76 | 74 |
| #4 | Viridi | +0.32 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | Dark | -0.99 | 43 | 65 |





