








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4829 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3210 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3813 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3238 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,364 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | gob | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | Herobrine Overdose | 46% | 71 |
| #7 | Aurori | 45% | 38 |
| #8 | Spork | 40% | 20 |
| #9 | Viridi | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rei | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Herobrine Overdose | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | habZrd | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Aurori | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Dark | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rei | 229 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Herobrine Overdose | 212 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | habZrd | 174 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | gob | 81 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dark | 79 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nítro | +2.71 | 75 | 75 |
| #2 | rei | +2.08 | 62 | 61 |
| #3 | Aurori | +1.90 | 59 | 42 |
| #4 | Herobrine Overdose | +0.91 | 66 | 68 |
| #5 | Viridi | -0.37 | 62 | 57 |





