








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4212 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3811 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3609 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2649 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,501 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KingSexy_Slayr | 41% | 66 |
| #7 | gob | 41% | 118 |
| #8 | Noop The Silver Smasher | 40% | 20 |
| #9 | rei | 38% | 32 |
| #10 | habZrd | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gob | 609 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | KingSexy_Slayr | 237 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Herobrine Overdose | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | The Stig | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dark | 78 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rei | +4.10 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | Herobrine Overdose | +3.81 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | AeChronos | +3.69 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | Dark | +1.61 | 41 | 67 |
| #5 | KingSexy_Slayr | +0.92 | 56 | 49 |





