








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1004 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2312 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3686 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3505 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4415 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,492,501 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Predaraptor | 60% | 159 |
| #2 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | 55% | 240 |
| #3 | ggmfwp | 54% | 159 |
| #4 | Count Gonk | 52% | 185 |
| #5 | snyg | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Predaraptor | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Count Gonk | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ggmfwp | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ReNmiL | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ggmfwp | 679 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | 525 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Count Gonk | 254 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | Predaraptor | 152 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | ReNmiL | 123 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReNmiL | +2.02 | 52 | 83 |
| #2 | snyg | +1.33 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Predaraptor | +1.17 | 62 | 53 |
| #4 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | +1.16 | 56 | 61 |
| #5 | Vårtgård | +0.61 | 78 | 60 |





