








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4164 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5252 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3938 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3657 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,970 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ggmfwp | 56% | 81 |
| #2 | Vårtgård | 55% | 240 |
| #3 | Predaraptor | 53% | 335 |
| #4 | Count Gonk | 52% | 308 |
| #5 | Bilbo Fraggins | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Count Gonk | 424 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | ggmfwp | 405 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | Predaraptor | 331 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Vårtgård | 313 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | snyg | 175 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snyg | +2.11 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | +1.26 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | Predaraptor | +0.97 | 59 | 50 |
| #4 | Vårtgård | +0.63 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Count Gonk | -0.40 | 68 | 64 |





