








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 160 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1543 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2924 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2889 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2758 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,333 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vårtgård | 60% | 159 |
| #2 | ggmfwp | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | Count Gonk | 53% | 236 |
| #4 | snyg | 53% | 59 |
| #5 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | 53% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | 735 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | Count Gonk | 331 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | ggmfwp | 265 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | Vårtgård | 193 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | snyg | 146 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snyg | +1.68 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | CS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX | +0.94 | 59 | 60 |
| #3 | Predaraptor | +0.91 | 60 | 48 |
| #4 | Vårtgård | +0.54 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | Count Gonk | -0.15 | 70 | 63 |





