








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1734 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3021 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2812 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3709 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,065 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aapo | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | klaus | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 56% | 89 |
| #4 | B1nQ | 54% | 105 |
| #5 | Allu | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Pahv1 | 49% | 67 |
| #7 | Tiikeri | 49% | 67 |
| #8 | Seina | 48% | 92 |
| #9 | JereZ | 48% | 92 |
| #10 | Nugetti | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1nQ | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Pahv1 | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | JereZ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Nugetti | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1nQ | 690 | 0.32 | 19 min |
| #2 | Seina | 320 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Pahv1 | 209 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 194 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Allu | 153 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JereZ | +2.13 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Ketsa | +1.82 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | klaus | +0.61 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | B1nQ | +0.50 | 73 | 87 |
| #5 | Nugetti | -0.05 | 65 | 51 |





