








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,621 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2324 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1975 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1714 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1267 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,130 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !Doxhana | 17 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | HeZZy | 7 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Aspen ツ | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | IZY | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Honungs Groddan | 3 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phyx | +3.26 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | GG Sebbelito | +2.06 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Aspen ツ | +1.38 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | xJebbz | +1.32 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | -Hoken | +1.20 | 71 | 56 |





