








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1953 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 889 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 2,125 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8096 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9537 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6467 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6915 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,164,872 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4286 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | HattoriHanzo | 53% | 89 |
| #7 | jessE | 51% | 218 |
| #8 | ideal spender | 51% | 221 |
| #9 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | 48% | 323 |
| #10 | Migu | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | 1046 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | jessE | 761 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | jamal | 619 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | HattoriHanzo | 299 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | Migu | 211 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mOnKeY | +2.41 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | kakka | +1.38 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | ideal spender | +1.22 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | Migu | -0.03 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | Klipponaattori225 | -0.06 | 63 | 58 |





