








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 41 | 3% |
| Smokes | 283 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 655 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 337 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,489 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeraldoNFT.eth - BAYC #5836 | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Alleged Cupid | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | smells like rain | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Probably got bit by a .G.O.A.T. | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Dank | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AxesBigs | 53% | 58 |
| #8 | XXRumple4Skin | 52% | 64 |
| #9 | VIGORS | 51% | 79 |
| #10 | JBoogieWoogie | 50% | 20 |
| #11 | RoachClip 中空 | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xaphan | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | VIGORS | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | XXRumple4Skin | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | AxesBigs | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | GeraldoNFT.eth - BAYC #5836 | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIGORS | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Xaphan | 61 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | XXRumple4Skin | 27 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | AxesBigs | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | JBoogieWoogie | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeraldoNFT.eth - BAYC #5836 | +3.27 | 71 | 55 |
| #2 | Xaphan | +3.14 | 56 | 30 |
| #3 | smells like rain | +2.87 | 42 | 32 |
| #4 | Probably got bit by a .G.O.A.T. | +2.71 | 46 | 52 |
| #5 | Alleged Cupid | +2.31 | 52 | 39 |





