








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6409 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4564 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3491 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3930 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,278 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gilaga | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | forever | 66% | 68 |
| #3 | Loso | 63% | 145 |
| #4 | Rexpac | 63% | 51 |
| #5 | πyke | 60% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | zimzalabim | 54% | 175 |
| #12 | Kyrill | 53% | 93 |
| #13 | neon | 52% | 94 |
| #14 | Owl | 50% | 38 |
| #15 | braskoooooooo | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neon | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | rist | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | mikey | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | zimzalabim | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Kyrill | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zimzalabim | 864 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | mikey | 512 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Loso | 483 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | rist | 410 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | neon | 409 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karma 业力 | +1.87 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Loso | +1.77 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | zimzalabim | +1.67 | 51 | 64 |
| #4 | JacquesM2 | +0.81 | 83 | 44 |
| #5 | Korniee | +0.61 | 71 | 68 |





