








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3763 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4466 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2316 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2526 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,586,984 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Câptaín™ ツ | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Pille2212 | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Timmeh | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | iTaXx' | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | KoriFee | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | VraM | 53% | 210 |
| #9 | napexXx- | 52% | 67 |
| #10 | xFloXii | 48% | 25 |
| #11 | Tobes | 47% | 30 |
| #12 | Smoosh | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VraM | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Roberto ಠ_ಠ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Smoosh | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Câptaín™ ツ | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | napexXx- | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roberto ಠ_ಠ | 449 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | VraM | 292 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Smoosh | 199 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | KoriFee | 119 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | Grobidumm | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | +2.53 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | Câptaín™ ツ | +2.52 | 92 | 58 |
| #3 | Roberto ಠ_ಠ | +1.44 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | EFFiciencY | +1.41 | 86 | 53 |
| #5 | KoriFee | +0.95 | 75 | 82 |





