








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 610 matches | ||
| Wingman | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2345 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3797 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3841 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5159 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,784,116 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | 61% | 443 |
| #2 | Halter | 60% | 87 |
| #3 | Rancor | 60% | 753 |
| #4 | ☜☆☞ WarHeadYT ☜☆☞ | 59% | 375 |
| #5 | Pat | 58% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Halter | 60% | 87 |
| #3 | Rancor | 60% | 753 |
| #4 | ☜☆☞ WarHeadYT ☜☆☞ | 59% | 375 |
| #5 | Pat | 58% | 161 |
| #6 | fume | 55% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rancor | 25 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ☜☆☞ WarHeadYT ☜☆☞ | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Halter | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Pat | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rancor | 1773 | 0.12 | 43 min |
| #2 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | 1459 | 0.16 | 34 min |
| #3 | ☜☆☞ WarHeadYT ☜☆☞ | 720 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | Pat | 342 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Halter | 313 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | +1.85 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Halter | +1.47 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | ☜☆☞ WarHeadYT ☜☆☞ | +1.15 | 91 | 54 |
| #4 | TheRock | +1.05 | 73 | 39 |
| #5 | Rancor | +0.33 | 82 | 62 |





