








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1370 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9796 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10665 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6169 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7693 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,451,723 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRock | 59% | 375 |
| #2 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | 56% | 316 |
| #3 | Pat | 56% | 133 |
| #4 | Rancor | 56% | 441 |
| #5 | fume | 55% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRock | 59% | 375 |
| #2 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | 56% | 316 |
| #3 | Pat | 56% | 133 |
| #4 | Rancor | 56% | 441 |
| #5 | fume | 55% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rancor | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | TheRock | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | fume | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Pat | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rancor | 1220 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #2 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | 1039 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #3 | TheRock | 553 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Pat | 265 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | fume | 179 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | +1.50 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | ☜☆☞ WarHeadYT ☜☆☞ | +1.26 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | TheRock | +0.52 | 73 | 40 |
| #4 | Rancor | -0.04 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | fume | -0.38 | 73 | 55 |





