








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2576 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1920 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2079 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2249 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,980 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeux | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | nervy | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | yup | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | NAV.JB | 50% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | incya | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | yup | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Jeux | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | nervy | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | NAV.JB | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yup | +4.50 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | nervy | +2.70 | 80 | 51 |
| #3 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | +1.90 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | Magma | +1.65 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | Jeux | +1.17 | 82 | 64 |





